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HILARIOUS: Top 15 Grammatical Blunders Of Patience Jonathan

Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders Please Read:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children. (Smh)
 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? Theywere once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some children a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommitting suicide. (What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)
 13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on christmas day, theydon't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!!



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30 comments:

  1. You that is busy pointing out error of another person then forget abt urs any way I realy comending my presido for taking his wife the way she is. Mr grammarian with all oxford where are today

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    1. @anonymous; l ike ur coment just leave them, some of them who can speak fluent english, are they better than her?

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  2. Mr critic , did you examine those statements b4 posting .Some of them are not wrong Like when she said NATIONALITY. Dont you know that Nigeria is made up of Ethnic Nationalities?.If you are a christian at all , you should correct in Love .

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    1. Nationality means from different nations not from different states

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    2. I am so disappointed for you to make that blunder. IS IT ETHNIC GROUPS OR ETHNIC NATIONALITIES.
      WHAT IS A NATION? & WHAT IS NATIONALITIES?

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  3. The most important thing is to ubderstand what she is sayin
    That thing you call grammer is a borrowed language.
    so stop laughing at our first lady.
    can english first lady speak any of nigerian languages ?

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    1. Abeg help me ask him oh?

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  4. Can your mother spell her name,Can she be able to dO alittle of what this woman has done and still doing,Do you really have a mother,you must have an untrained fellow to talk about someones mother like this just because she is your first lady Mr professor.Pls go and sleep

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  5. Mr critics I want to ask you a question,can your mother spell her name?on which audacity,Can your mother be able to stand this woman you are criticizing,Do you ever have respect for mothers ,the truth is that your language is a prove that you are not trained just because is your first lady does not give you the audacity to humiliate her knowing the role of woman in life,I said go and sleep Mr professor

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  6. Very interesting even my hands r laughing its failing to text,i cry with ma tears

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  7. As she is addressing nigerians, she don't need 2 use dat wold nationality. Bcus we ar all nigerians. D best wold 2 use dere is"inrespective of our religions"

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    1. Try and remove the rubbish in ur eyes before removing another person's.u re not under tension or facing the crowd or the press and u re making this blunder ' she don't need to use that word.the right thing to say is she doesn't need to ok mr proffessor

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    2. Try and remove the rubbish in ur eyes before removing another person's.u re not under tension or facing the crowd or the press and u re making this blunder ' she don't need to use that word.the right thing to say is she doesn't need to ok mr proffessor

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  8. It's not funny at all bearing in mind that English language is not our language or mother tongue. Kudos to our First Lady to have been able to face the press and expressed herself. However, how many English people can speak or write our language so to say. Please let's appreciate what we have and stop unnecessary criticism please.

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  9. You guys should let dis woman be, abeg.

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  10. wow...!!! so hilarious

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  11. am sorie 4 u nt 2 knw d dif btw ethnic grp nd nationalities

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  12. The Good side of Patience
    Jonathan we never talk about:
    The Best Kind Of Wife Any Man Can
    Pray For Despite Her Grammatical
    Expression!!!
    When I see the way people have
    ridiculed Patience Jonathan the First
    Lady Of Nigeria, I only pity the future
    of most of our youth especially the
    Men folk. Many have been using
    words like: "There is God ooo!" ,"Na
    only U Waka Come!!" , "All The Blood
    You Are Sharing!!!" . Interestingly, that
    is the Woman that stood by GEJ when
    he was living with all his brothers in
    one room apartment;that is the
    woman that took GEJ to her Uncle in
    Zoology Dept. Of Uniport in order to
    help him get admission which he got.
    That is the Woman that stood by GEJ
    when he had No food to eat and will
    bring Food stuffs for him in school
    every weekend. That is the Woman
    that used the money from her
    business to help GEJ to pay for
    handouts and textbooks when he was
    an Undergraduate. That is d woman
    that stood by GEJ despite having
    extra-marital affairs. That is the
    Woman that stood by GEJ till he
    became the President of Nigeria. So
    to all of U mocking her, here are my
    Questions to you All.
    How many of you ladies here can do
    these for the Love of a Man?
    *How many of U guys can boast that
    your girls can stand by you like
    Patience Did?
    Many of You Have left your
    boyfriends bcos he doesn't have
    Money for now. So No Matter how
    bad her use of English may be, She is
    the best kind of wife any man can
    pray for in life. More so, the English
    language itself is not her mother-
    tongue:
    The best English language u know will
    only make you a second best; u can
    never master it than the original
    owners. Yes English language is our
    official language. Besides,pidgin
    English has'nt been banned in
    Nigeria. Nor is the criteria for
    becoming a first lady anchored on
    one's fluency in another man's
    language.
    "Only u waka come", is understood
    as a Nigerian language. " weda gud or bad she still remain our first lady and still counting her millions.

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  13. This page is a disaster of grammar

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  14. Been a first lady give the chance to learn but she is not? From how she speak u can tell that she doesn't want to learn, even if English is a borrow language she has the means to learn or even readfrom the paper giving to her or since she speak pidgin vvery well she can used,I will have been the most happiest person if she had used pidgin, she is just an error

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    1. Prof.ur own blunder too much oh what is the meaning of 'the most happiest'

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  15. Moreover is english is not her first language but this is the first lady for God sake.she is jst like the country.

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  16. I was even thinking she spoke in bayelsa language...which me and the 95% of this country might not understand..I didn't know she only borrowed a comprehensive language to be understood by us...if grammatic expression was what this country needs to be better,mr Britain,u are nt at top 2million people to make this country better.

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  17. English is not our language. I'm proud of this woman provided I understand wht she is trying to say. Can a British woman speak our own language?

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  18. English is not our language. I'm proud of this woman provided I understand wht she is trying to say. Can a British woman speak our own language? Even d Bible said we should respect d people in Govt, u r here insulting ur first lady.

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  19. Still this doesnt stop her from being the first lady.

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  20. The Good side of Patience
    Jonathan we never talk about:
    The Best Kind Of Wife Any Man Can
    Pray For Despite Her Grammatical
    Expression!!!
    When I see the way people have
    ridiculed Patience Jonathan the First
    Lady Of Nigeria, I only pity the future
    of most of our youth especially the
    Men folk. Many have been using
    words like: "There is God ooo!" ,"Na
    only U Waka Come!!" , "All The Blood
    You Are Sharing!!!" . Interestingly, that
    is the Woman that stood by GEJ when
    he was living with all his brothers in
    one room apartment;that is the
    woman that took GEJ to her Uncle in
    Zoology Dept. Of Uniport in order to
    help him get admission which he got.
    That is the Woman that stood by GEJ
    when he had No food to eat and will
    bring Food stuffs for him in school
    every weekend. That is the Woman
    that used the money from her
    business to help GEJ to pay for
    handouts and textbooks when he was
    an Undergraduate. That is d woman
    that stood by GEJ despite having
    extra-marital affairs. That is the
    Woman that stood by GEJ till he
    became the President of Nigeria. So
    to all of U mocking her, here are my
    Questions to you All.
    How many of you ladies here can do
    these for the Love of a Man?
    *How many of U guys can boast that
    your girls can stand by you like
    Patience Did?
    Many of You Have left your
    boyfriends bcos he doesn't have
    Money for now. So No Matter how
    bad her use of English may be, She is
    the best kind of wife any man can
    pray for in life. More so, the English
    language itself is not her mother-
    tongue:
    The best English language u know will
    only make you a second best; u can
    never master it than the original
    owners. Yes English language is our
    official language. Besides,pidgin
    English has'nt been banned in
    Nigeria. Nor is the criteria for
    becoming a first lady anchored on
    one's fluency in another man's
    language.
    "Only u waka come", is understood
    as a Nigerian language. " weda gud or bad she still remain our first lady and still counting her millions.

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  21. The Good side of Patience
    Jonathan we never talk about:
    The Best Kind Of Wife Any Man Can
    Pray For Despite Her Grammatical
    Expression!!!
    When I see the way people have
    ridiculed Patience Jonathan the First
    Lady Of Nigeria, I only pity the future
    of most of our youth especially the
    Men folk. Many have been using
    words like: "There is God ooo!" ,"Na
    only U Waka Come!!" , "All The Blood
    You Are Sharing!!!" . Interestingly, that
    is the Woman that stood by GEJ when
    he was living with all his brothers in
    one room apartment;that is the
    woman that took GEJ to her Uncle in
    Zoology Dept. Of Uniport in order to
    help him get admission which he got.
    That is the Woman that stood by GEJ
    when he had No food to eat and will
    bring Food stuffs for him in school
    every weekend. That is the Woman
    that used the money from her
    business to help GEJ to pay for
    handouts and textbooks when he was
    an Undergraduate. That is d woman
    that stood by GEJ despite having
    extra-marital affairs. That is the
    Woman that stood by GEJ till he
    became the President of Nigeria. So
    to all of U mocking her, here are my
    Questions to you All.
    How many of you ladies here can do
    these for the Love of a Man?
    *How many of U guys can boast that
    your girls can stand by you like
    Patience Did?
    Many of You Have left your
    boyfriends bcos he doesn't have
    Money for now. So No Matter how
    bad her use of English may be, She is
    the best kind of wife any man can
    pray for in life. More so, the English
    language itself is not her mother-
    tongue:
    The best English language u know will
    only make you a second best; u can
    never master it than the original
    owners. Yes English language is our
    official language. Besides,pidgin
    English has'nt been banned in
    Nigeria. Nor is the criteria for
    becoming a first lady anchored on
    one's fluency in another man's
    language.
    "Only u waka come", is understood
    as a Nigerian language. " weda gud or bad she still remain our first lady and still counting her millions.

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