PHOTO: Man With World’s Largest Man-Hood Donate It To Museum

Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back.
The 45-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest man-hood ever measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in P0*n. But now, he has an offer he can’t refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum– better known as “The man-hood Museum” — has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch s*x organ on display after his death.

“I am flattered by the invitation,” Falcon says in a letter to the museum sent via HuffPost Weird News.
“I appreciate your museum’s devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the s*xual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear … I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah and the Whale’.”
The museum opened in Reykjavik in 1997 and houses more than 300 specimen penises and penile parts from more than 93 different animals, including 17 types of whales, seven kinds of seals and walruses, a polar bear and a gorilla. They range in size from a 2-millimeter hamster schlong to a 6-foot whale dong.
Pall Arason, a 95-year-old Icelandic tour guide, became the first human to be featured in the museum, after he passed away in 2011. His man-hood and scrotum, now in a pickle jar, is a featured attraction.
The race to become the first human in the man-hood museum is the subject of the recent documentary, “The Final Member.” The film follows several would-be donors, including Tom Mitchell of California, who has vowed to represent the United States with pride, tattooing his phallus, nicknamed “Elmo,” with stars and strips.

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